This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
