so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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