This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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