And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
You are a genius and a whore.
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