We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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