nut hugger
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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