The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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