Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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