He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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