Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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