I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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