He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
i out mim tonsoeep
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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