Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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