i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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