we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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