let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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