when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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