Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
This house was built for laser tag.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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