8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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