the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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