We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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