I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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