No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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