good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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