wat bout pragnant strippers??
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
