I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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