You're completely useless in the revolution.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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