Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
