did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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