Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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