It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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