So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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