I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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