can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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