we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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