Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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