Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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