Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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