I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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