Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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