so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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