woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
home. puking in laundry basket.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Alive.
So much puke
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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