yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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