Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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