some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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