at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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