doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I could fuck to npr.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
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