U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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