we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
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