Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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