He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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