Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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