just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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