Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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